Ricky

If you're a fan of Hellboy, then stick around for a juicy scoop on our friend, Ricky. There is a particular scene in Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, where Ricky emerges into the scene. In the Troll Market, Hellboy is searching around, when in the background walks a large, white mass of godliness. Though his name is never mentioned, Pink Hobbes, Lion and I have given him the name Ricky.

We've made him our room's guardian. He is our holy deity, Ricky. He hangs in a frame upon our wall. We've even constructed The Ricky Oath. "Oh Patron Saint Ricky, your oath is kept and your will is done, O Sexy Ricky, the fat, white one." (And then you throw your hands up and flail them and sing "Praise Ricky!")

So, blessed be Patron Saint Ricky,juiciest of juicy, um...patron saints.



Oh, and I should mention...if you look closely, you will see what appears to be two Rickys. Don't be fooled. The other is merely a doppelganger, trying to capture the essence of the REAL Ricky by sucking Ricky's soul through his bellybutton.

DJ Lance Rock

If you have children or any taste in kid shows, then I'm sure you're familiar with Yo Gabba Gabba. DJ Lance Rock, the God figure in this popular show, has proven to be nothing less than a juicy, juicy bro.

Originally from Missouri, Lance Robertson moved to Los Angeles, California. He owned a record store and performed in the band My Other Self in the 90's. Eventually, he met the co-creator of Yo Gabba Gabba and was asked to host the show.

So, DJ Lance Rock, you are one of the juiciest bros that ever lived. Dance on, you juicy, juicy bro!



Information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Lance_Rock

Dwayne Johnson II: The Tooth Fairy

We just had to see it. I mean, The Rock is the source of juicy bros. Pink Hobbes was the first one who wanted to see the movie, and at first, we all thought she was out of her mind. But we gave in. After all, he is Dwayne Johnson, juiciest of juicy bros. And you know what? The movie rocked balls.

I would definitely recommend this movie for families. It had a great sense of child's humor (slapstick, giant man in a tutu, etc) and plenty of adult humor that was still appropriate. Plus, actors like Julie Andrews, Billie Crystal and Seth MacFarlane were in it, too. It was hysterical...and it made me cry.

So I just want to send a shout-out to our favorite juicy bro, Dwayne Johnson, for keepin' it juicy.

Justin Timberlake

You probably remember this juicy man from the nineties...and he's still being just as juicy today. From N'Sync to to Cry Me a River to Juicy Bro, Justin Timberlake has not ceased to juice up the nation.

Again, thanks to Pink Hobbes, we've landed on yet another Juicy Bro. Justin Randall Timberlake was born on the last day of January in the year 1981. He's a talented actor, dancer and musician who is a smokin' babe with a rockin' bod.

Take a gander at our juicy bro, Justin.

Juicy Foe: Nick

Familiar with Left 4 Dead? If so, feast your eyes on Nick. This is Nick. Nick is a big, stupid buttface. Why? Because he stole all the pain pills. He took my favorite melee weapon, the crowbar. He killed all of the special infected before I even had a chance. So this is Nick, Juicy Foe. Don't trust him. He will steal your favesies and break your heart into bloody pieces that even the zombies find gruesome.



Go to hell, Nick, you thieving bastard.

Dwayne Johnson AKA "The Rock"

You may ask, "What is a juicy bro?" The term "juicy bro" originated in Arizona on a road trip in January, 2010. Thirteen hours of driving had left my best friend (currently infatuated with Dwayne Johnson), boyfriend and I, all delirious and tired. My best friend, Pink Hobbes ranted about The Rock, and how juicy he was. He wanted him to be our bro. Thus, the term "juicy bro" emerged from the questionable mind of my dear friend.

Now, moving on. Dwayne Johnson. Born on May 2nd, 1972 in Hayward, CA, The Rock went from pro-wrestler to film star to Pink Hobbes's juicy bro. After brief research on the first ever juicy bro and ultimate inspiration for this blog's existence, I found that he is black-Nova Scotian and Samoan.



Information received from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson