Ricky

If you're a fan of Hellboy, then stick around for a juicy scoop on our friend, Ricky. There is a particular scene in Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, where Ricky emerges into the scene. In the Troll Market, Hellboy is searching around, when in the background walks a large, white mass of godliness. Though his name is never mentioned, Pink Hobbes, Lion and I have given him the name Ricky.

We've made him our room's guardian. He is our holy deity, Ricky. He hangs in a frame upon our wall. We've even constructed The Ricky Oath. "Oh Patron Saint Ricky, your oath is kept and your will is done, O Sexy Ricky, the fat, white one." (And then you throw your hands up and flail them and sing "Praise Ricky!")

So, blessed be Patron Saint Ricky,juiciest of juicy, um...patron saints.



Oh, and I should mention...if you look closely, you will see what appears to be two Rickys. Don't be fooled. The other is merely a doppelganger, trying to capture the essence of the REAL Ricky by sucking Ricky's soul through his bellybutton.