Dwayne Johnson III: Hannah Montana

It's true. And I thought it would be SAD to say it's true. But it isn't. Why? Because our number one juicy bro, The Rock, can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, be on any show or in any movie, and still come out just as juicy.

From pro-wrestler to man in a tutu to, um...Hannah Montana?...Dwayne Johnson strikes again, this time, as a pretty lady. Seriously, though. Respect should go up for Mr. Rock, because though he maintains his body and shows up on muscly magazines, he always pulls of some crazy, hilarious antic while never failing to put his dignity on the line just to please the children of our country.

I must say, Juicy Rock Bro, your dignity kudos have gone WAY up (again) in the eyes of those who truly, sincerely appreciate juicy bros. Good job, Dwayne Johnson. We love you.