Juicy Foe: The Matrix

Yes, the movie itself. I hate it. I'm like...trippin' balls. Don't yell at me and tell me I should have seen this movie when I was 9. I was 9! I just saw it -with some sort of weird flu thing- and I must say I didn't know this many balls were available to trip upon.

I can't count how many times I started questioning reality, hiding under covers and comparing things to Mass Effect (which is practically my current love affair.) The Matrix people guys (the good ones) on the Nebakdadgezerr (No I won't spell check that) were like Quarians, and the agent robot guys were the Geth. Their weird tentacle monsters were like Geth ships. Neo's baby tube tank thing was like Grunt and his glass mother. Fuckin' weird ass Mass Effect shit right there.

Anyway. So I hate this movie. It made me trip. HARD. Do not watch this when you're deliriously ill.