Dwayne Johnson III: Hannah Montana

It's true. And I thought it would be SAD to say it's true. But it isn't. Why? Because our number one juicy bro, The Rock, can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, be on any show or in any movie, and still come out just as juicy.

From pro-wrestler to man in a tutu to, um...Hannah Montana?...Dwayne Johnson strikes again, this time, as a pretty lady. Seriously, though. Respect should go up for Mr. Rock, because though he maintains his body and shows up on muscly magazines, he always pulls of some crazy, hilarious antic while never failing to put his dignity on the line just to please the children of our country.

I must say, Juicy Rock Bro, your dignity kudos have gone WAY up (again) in the eyes of those who truly, sincerely appreciate juicy bros. Good job, Dwayne Johnson. We love you.

Dwayne Johnson II: The Tooth Fairy

We just had to see it. I mean, The Rock is the source of juicy bros. Pink Hobbes was the first one who wanted to see the movie, and at first, we all thought she was out of her mind. But we gave in. After all, he is Dwayne Johnson, juiciest of juicy bros. And you know what? The movie rocked balls.

I would definitely recommend this movie for families. It had a great sense of child's humor (slapstick, giant man in a tutu, etc) and plenty of adult humor that was still appropriate. Plus, actors like Julie Andrews, Billie Crystal and Seth MacFarlane were in it, too. It was hysterical...and it made me cry.

So I just want to send a shout-out to our favorite juicy bro, Dwayne Johnson, for keepin' it juicy.

Dwayne Johnson AKA "The Rock"

You may ask, "What is a juicy bro?" The term "juicy bro" originated in Arizona on a road trip in January, 2010. Thirteen hours of driving had left my best friend (currently infatuated with Dwayne Johnson), boyfriend and I, all delirious and tired. My best friend, Pink Hobbes ranted about The Rock, and how juicy he was. He wanted him to be our bro. Thus, the term "juicy bro" emerged from the questionable mind of my dear friend.

Now, moving on. Dwayne Johnson. Born on May 2nd, 1972 in Hayward, CA, The Rock went from pro-wrestler to film star to Pink Hobbes's juicy bro. After brief research on the first ever juicy bro and ultimate inspiration for this blog's existence, I found that he is black-Nova Scotian and Samoan.



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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson