Brock

Remember back in the 90's? There was a show called Pokemon. If you were a nineties child like me, then you more than likely remember watching it, choosing a favorite Pokemon, wanting to kiss Ash or Misty or Brock, playing the GBA games, or even playing Pokemon in the back yard or at school with your friends. (If you haven't done any of these things, you weren't a real child; you were a robot programmed to hate Pokemon and life.) If you are of the older crowd (respectfully older...don't paddle my butt please), you might remember your children watching this show.

The 90's couldn't have existed without Pokemon, and Pokemon would have sucked without Brock. Pokemon is already a ridiculous, mind-blowing, senseless show that defies physics and makes me want to hide it from my children so they learn REAL science someday. But, because Brock exists, I may have to reconsider.

Brock has many siblings, all which he had taken care of by himself while acting as a gym leader. After meeting Ash, Brock's father returned to care for his children and Brock left with Ash and Misty. Being the most intelligent in the group, he carries useful items like maps, potions and cookware amongst other practical things. He loves girls since he is the only character whose testicles have dropped.*

So, let's hear it loud for Brock, our Juicy Poke-Bro.



*Total fabrication; I know nothing of the characters' testicles
Information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
(Yep, Brock has a Wiki. wtf.)